From now on I will do the opposite of whatever I think I should do. If every instinct I have is wrong, that means the opposite will be right!
Yes, I will become a bimbo! I used to sit here and scoff at them, knowing that they were wasting away in their lives and would never truly be happy, and I would do nothing, and regret it all day, while they end up with the guys and I'm alone. So now I will do the opposite, and I will go out and be a bimbo like all the other girls!
I submit. I will wear skimpy clothes and flaunt what I got. This Halloween I will be wearing one of these slutty pirate costumes. That will be sure to attract a suitable mate! I already found a good slutty costume!
Gawd help me.