Sunday, June 30, 2013

My Kung Fu Journey

Well, since my last post, for some reason I decided that it would be an awesome idea to become a super kung fu fighter girl. Turns out it takes actual hard work and talent though. Bah! I decided to try Brazilian Jiu Jitsu but it was hella hard. Basic arm bar? Sounds easy but it definitely wasn't. Maybe it had something to do with the fact that I was trying to use my dog as my sparring partner and she just wasn't having it. Anyway, here's my kung fu journey in a nutshell - I wasn't good at it right away so I gave up. Maybe I'll try learning how to dance instead.

Sorry guys, I know this was a boring post but I just felt like writing something today. Here, here's a nice related picture to keep you busy for a few minutes:


Huzzah!

Saturday, June 22, 2013

The Adorable and Awesome Jeeja Yanin

I just saw this movie called Chocolate last nigh. IT. WAS. AWESOME.

It was about this girl with autism who learns kung fu by watching movies and then has to kick the shit out of some gangsters.

Anyway, it stars this martial artist named Jeeja Yanin, who was awesome. And just look at how cute she is!

Photo Credit: http://www.onlinekarateclass.com





Just adorable!

Anyway, if you like kung fu movies I'd definitely recommend checking out Chocolate. It was a very cute and sweet story with tons of awesome ass-kicking fight scenes. And apparently there were no wires or stunt doubles used at all, which makes the stuff in the movie even more amazing.

Here's the trailer:



And here's some great clips of Jeeja in various movies kicking ass:



As you can tell I'm a pretty big fan of her's now. You go, Jeeja!

Saturday, June 8, 2013

Dr. Strangegirl or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bimbos

I've been beaten. It's become completely clear to me today that every single decision I’ve made, in my whole entire life, has been the wrong one. My life is the total opposite of what I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every of aspect of life, every thought, every action. It’s all been completely wrong. Thirty and still alone.

From now on I will do the opposite of whatever I think I should do. If every instinct I have is wrong, that means the opposite will be right!

Yes, I will become a bimbo! I used to sit here and scoff at them, knowing that they were wasting away in their lives and would never truly be happy, and I would do nothing, and regret it all day, while they end up with the guys and I'm alone. So now I will do the opposite, and I will go out and be a bimbo like all the other girls!

I submit. I will wear skimpy clothes and flaunt what I got. This Halloween I will be wearing one of these slutty pirate costumes. That will be sure to attract a suitable mate! I already found a good slutty costume!



Gawd help me.