Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Why I'm the coolest person in the world...

Yesterday I traveled back in time and stopped myself from being born.

The day before that I walked to the moon.

I can turn into a werewolf if I want to bad enough.

I'm my mother's father.

I invented elbows.

You're all just figments of my imagination and I can make you disappear just by wishing it so.

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